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| Three friends and a (dzi) bracelet |
On my desk lay my newly acquired stash of amulets, charms and crystals for the upcoming year of the Water Snake. Three miniature animals to represent my allies. Actually, there was a fourth secret friend, but he cost extra, so I decided three amigos were just fine, thank you. A wind horse figurine. A wind horse key chain in such a bright shade of gold, I felt like Mr. T. An equally gold mirror for my purse that ensured all lipstick would be applied in the ladies' room from here on out and an even bigger one for my home that virtually guaranteed me a spot on MTV Cribs.
You do realize that I'm judging you right now, don't you?" said Denise, she of Roast Chicken, Toy Kitchen fame to my dozen or so loyal readers, as she put her shades on to gaze at my blindingly bright loot. "Although, not as much as I normally would, because..." she said with a dramatic pause before reaching into her shirt to pull a pink stone out of her bra.
